For women..

[UE_kurdophile]

For women who need a laugh and men who can handle :

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent, kind and handsome man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why! did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

[Diri]

Thanks!

Great post! I am posting it elsewhere if you don't mind, dear UE..

Dest xosh!

[Parsi]

Hahahaha. That was fun

Dastaket xosh.

[UE_kurdophile]

I am glad to see two MEN appreciated them... and above all I was surprised to see they UNDERSTOOD them (just joking, no offence)
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[ahoora]

>How many men does it take to open a beer?
>None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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>Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never
>be able to support you.
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>Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
>them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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>How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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>How do you fix a woman's watch?
>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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>Why do men fart more than women?
>Because women can't shut up long enough to
>build up the required pressure.
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>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
>is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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>What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>A woman who won't do what she's told.
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>I married a Miss Right.
>I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
>a woman's sex drive by 90%.
>It's called a Wedding Cake.
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>Why do men die before their wives?
>They want to.
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>Women will never be equal to men until they can
>walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
>gut, and still think they are sexy.
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>In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
>Then God created Man and rested.
>Then God created Woman.
>Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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[Diri]

Some of those jokes were funny - but some were very vulgar...

[Comerd]

Q: Why! did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Hahahah! This one was really funny! Thanks for the jokes.

[Darkseid]

For women who need a laugh and men who can handle :

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent, kind and handsome man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why! did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

I have much of a sense of humor from verbal jokes, sorry. It isn't that they are about men. I don't even get the ones about women below yours.

But I have my own.

Why did god caste out Adam and Eve?

Because he knew one day they were going to kill each other.

[Azadkanjo]

When does a man loses his 90% of inteligency? When his wife dies. And the other 10%? When his dog dies...


A woman goes into an armory and asks:
-Good morning, I want a shotgun for my husband.
-Did he told you which size?
-What are you talking about??!! He doen't know I'm going to shoot him!

Excuse my poor english...

[Darkseid]

When does a man loses his 90% of inteligency? When his wife dies. And the other 10%? When his dog dies...


A woman goes into an armory and asks:
-Good morning, I want a shotgun for my husband.
-Did he told you which size?
-What are you talking about??!! He doen't know I'm going to shoot him!

Excuse my poor english...

Nah I don't get it.

I could have gotten it if you had mention Fred Flintson, his wife Wilma, and his dog Dino.

[Diri]

When does a man loses his 90% of inteligency? When his wife dies. And the other 10%? When his dog dies...


A woman goes into an armory and asks:
-Good morning, I want a shotgun for my husband.
-Did he told you which size?
-What are you talking about??!! He doen't know I'm going to shoot him!

Excuse my poor english...

Thanks for the laugh!

You're English is good... Better than 60% of Norway...

[Balci]

Yeah its good, but Norwegians sucks.

[nuray]

When does a man loses his 90% of inteligency? When his wife dies. And the other 10%? When his dog dies...


A woman goes into an armory and asks:
-Good morning, I want a shotgun for my husband.
-Did he told you which size?
-What are you talking about??!! He doen't know I'm going to shoot him!

Excuse my poor english...

[sicpit]

Yeah its good, but Norwegians sucks.

what are you a swede?

[Balci]

A Kurd trapped in norway. Sweden owns btw.