2. You can spot a Kurd a mile away and they have spotted you because they keep staring.
3. Everyone is somehow related to you.
4. Your sister has more moustache hair than your father.
5. Every other word consists of “Wallahi”
6. No matter if you have a couch or a bed; you still like to sit and/or sleep on the floor.
7. You blame everything on the evil eye.
8. Your dad is shouting swear words at the TV every time he sees Saddam Hussein
9. You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.
10. Your mother tries to play matchmaker with every girl/guy that comes along.
11. Your parents lecture you ahead of time, just in case.
12. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house
13. Your parents bought you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
14. When an item is on sale ur parents stock up
15. Your parents don't realize phone connections to Kurdistan has improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when calling home.
16. Have or had rugs on your walls.
17. Kurdish get-togethers look like a Honda/Toyota Car show.
18. Your mom ever chased you with a rolling pin or a broom telling you to stop so that she could hit you.
19. When someone asks u 1 simple question, u have to give them an essay answer
20. Things you can't live without include food, water and a cell phone.
21. You're home an hour late and you're already listed as a missing person.
22. You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, sunflower and pumpkin seeds.
23. You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 mile radius.
24. After a family meal, the women fight to death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their tea. ..”har chayiaka chaka”
25. You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal
26. Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
27. You know someone with more gold than the Queen of England.
28. Your dad has gotten mad with u and shouted “sagbab”
29. During graduation, your mom, instead of cheering, shocked the entire school with, "telelelelelele".
30. When u having relatives round ur mum makes enough food to feed a whole football team
31. your grandmother wears socks n slippers
32. your cuz is a freshy in London and the 1st thing he does is get a Polish gal frend
33. You cant live without Dolma
34. A female member in your family wears shalwars dat looks like ur curtains (colourful with flowers)
35. Your mum tries to say beach and ends up saying B****
36. You know you're a Kurd when the top of your head is a perfect 180 degree angle.
37. The size of our noses!
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